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#4 Bearpaw Ridge Firefighters - Heat

Hunky firemen, cinnamon rolls, bear puns! All this and more can be found in the first instalment of Ophelia Sexton’s book series “Bearpaw Ridge Firefighters”. God really did not want us to record this episode, the technical difficulties were insane, but we powered through to bring you this book which was kind of...good?

 

Content warnings: bodyshaming, fatshaming, abusive relationships, attempted murder, arson, death of a parent, car accidents, sex (duh)

#3 Quickie: Space Raptor Butt Invasion

We're going extraterrestrial today with the first book of the "Space Raptor Butt Trilogy" by the wonderful Dr. Chuck Tingle. This one got surprisingly kinky, bonus points if you can pinpoint the instance where Rin found herself unexpectedly excited by an alien dinosaur's sex talk.

For anyone wondering, this is the video we're referencing when we talk about raptor jesus and screeching into the microphone, highly recommend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbEyixxZJDg

Content warnings: homophobia, internalised homophobia, D/s dynamics, rough sex, forced BJ (he likes it though so idk), loneliness, mention of hallucination, mention of dissociaton, mentions of psychosis, scalies, extraterrestrial encounters, sex (duh)

#2 Quickie: Attack of the Raging Horny Vegetable People – with Cal Clark

Our composer Cal joins us and gets a tomatoe-y taste of what exactly he’s lent his name to. In our very first quickie episode, we read out the lovely short story “Attack of the Raging Horny Vegetable People” by Helen Pierce none of us have heard before and revel in abject horror together.

 

Content warnings: aggressive sex, body morphing, foreskin injury, cheating, sex (duh)

#1 Ice Planet Barbarians

Today, we tackle the TikTok sensation which is basically just Avatar porn: Ice Planet Barbarians Book 1 by Ruby Dixon. We recommend the use of headphones.

 

Content warnings: sexual assault, forced abortion, dubious consent, death, violence, animal harm, blood, bodily fluids, themes of racism, possible triggers for ED, sex (duh)